HONK. :o)

Come on, Empress you know you c8n’t resist~ :::;)

Is this pleasin’ you, m’lady???

canesandsceptres:

i adore you

i wwill be your most devoted slavve

if it just means to wwake and catch the soft glint of moonlight

upon your radiant face evvery evvening

((Had to double take when I realised this was featured in an ask I answered.

Oh.

Oh man.

Dat dualscar.))

((Accidentally pressed delete instead of edit because I forgot Dualscar’s scars.

|B 

Derp.))

DUALSHARK: Wwell wwell, Empress. 

DUALSHARK: Yer lookin mighty fine tod-

EMPRESSSQUID: I SW—EAR I’LL —EAT YOU.

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(OL—E.

PSIIOSNAKE: Niice one.

EMPRESSSQUID: YOU B—E QUI—ET TWO!

EMPRESSQUID: IM—EAN!!!!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: TOO!!!!!

PSIIOSNAKE: Hii22.

EMPRESSSQUID: >38( 

???: Oh Empress~!

EMPRESSSQUID: O)( GOG.

DUALSHARK: Wwell hello, your most squiddyness.

DUALSHARK: My, yer lookin wwonderfully gelatinous an such today.

DUALSHARK: An vvery prehensile wwith your lovvely limbs.

DUALSHARK: Noww that that’s outta the way, howw about a lovvely evvening in the coral reef.

DUALSHARK: Jus me. You. An the bubbles.

EMPRESSSQUID: ….

DUALSHARK: Oh hells bells.

DUALSHARK: OH GOG MY FUCKIN FIN!

DUALSHARK: WWAIT! I NEED THOSE TEETH!

DUALSHARK: OHGLUBNOTTHERE!

ERISHARK: ….your mum is fuckin scary fef.

CUTTLEFEF: Y—EA)(. Sorry about t)(at. 38(