Ask )(er Royal --Empress

DUALSHARK: Wwell wwell, Empress. 

DUALSHARK: Yer lookin mighty fine tod-

EMPRESSSQUID: I SW—EAR I’LL —EAT YOU.

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(OL—E.

PSIIOSNAKE: Niice one.

EMPRESSSQUID: YOU B—E QUI—ET TWO!

EMPRESSQUID: IM—EAN!!!!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: TOO!!!!!

PSIIOSNAKE: Hii22.

EMPRESSSQUID: >38( 

???: Oh Empress~!

EMPRESSSQUID: O)( GOG.

DUALSHARK: Wwell hello, your most squiddyness.

DUALSHARK: My, yer lookin wwonderfully gelatinous an such today.

DUALSHARK: An vvery prehensile wwith your lovvely limbs.

DUALSHARK: Noww that that’s outta the way, howw about a lovvely evvening in the coral reef.

DUALSHARK: Jus me. You. An the bubbles.

EMPRESSSQUID: ….

DUALSHARK: Oh hells bells.

DUALSHARK: OH GOG MY FUCKIN FIN!

DUALSHARK: WWAIT! I NEED THOSE TEETH!

DUALSHARK: OHGLUBNOTTHERE!

ERISHARK: ….your mum is fuckin scary fef.

CUTTLEFEF: Y—EA)(. Sorry about t)(at. 38(

EMPRESSSQUID: Glub. 

EMPRESSSQUID: You people are V—ERY interested in t)(ose LANDLUBB—ERS.

EMPRESSSQUID: V—ERY W)(AL—E!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is peculiar —EW—E wit)( )(orns resides in t)(e SAM—E field as t)(e grand )(ig)(-bleat wit)( )(er lamb.

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e’s rat)(er mysterious.

EMPRESSSQUID: UG)(

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is disgustingly C)(—E—ERFUL bottom dweller is always trying to be FRONDLY. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e and )(is son are a DISGUSTING COLOUR asw)(ale.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(is farm cat is AWFULLY fond of t)(at crabby customer.

EMPRESSSQUID: As is )(er OV—ERLY ent)(usiastic kitten.

EMPRESSSQUID: I suppose t)(is creature is alrig)(t.

EMPRESSSQUID: RAT)(—ER good looking.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(angs around wit)( IDIOTS.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is calf broke )(is legs.

EMPRESSSQUID: It was )(ILLARIOUS to watc)(. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(ey try and —EAT t)(at BITC)( spider!

EMPRESSSQUID: I don’t even CAR—E if t)(ey’re weird.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(at makes t)(em ALRIG)(T in my opinion!

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(AL—E…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e ones WORT)( M—ENTIONING, yes.

EMPRESSSQUID: We S—EA t)(em on t)(e B—EAC)(.

EMPRESSQUID: Let’s sea…

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ER—E’S T)(IS B—EAC)(!!! >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: S)(e often spins her web close to t)(e WAT—ER to taunt t)(at IDIOT Dualss)(ark.

EMPRESSSQUID: Her bratling spawn is NO B—ETTA!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(—ES—E two come from a cliffside farm.

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e —ELD—ER is FIN—E.

EMPRESSSQUID: Sort of.

EMPRESSSQUID: But t)(e FOAL is FAR too S)(AKY.

EMPRESSSQUID: My P—ERSONAL FAVOURIT—E landdweller. 38)

EMPRESSSQUID: )(is c)(ild is a little…SP—ECIAL, too many tin cans —EAT—EN met)(inks.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(e is —EXEMPLARY. N—EV—ER )(ave I seen so many ot)(ers GOR—ED!!!

EMPRESSSQUID: And t)(en t)(ere’s….ug)(…

EMPRESSSQUID: )(im. >38(

EMPRESSSQUID: Cuttlefef is FROND of )(is )(atc)(ling.

EMPRESSSQUID: But )(ON—ESTLY, I don’t S—EA w)(y!

EMPRESSSQUID: )(e )(as NO respect for )(is B—ETTA’S.

EMPRESSSQUID: )(as t)(at ridiculous )(issing lisp.

EMPRESSSQUID: Swims ALMOST as good as a sea-snake.

EMPRESSSQUID: Deviously D—EADLY venom

EMPRESSSQUID: C)(arming and terribly c)(arismat-

EMPRESSSQUID: ….

EMPRESSSQUID: W)(Y AR—E YOU ALL STILL H—ER—E??? >38C

EMPRESSSQUID: T)(e squid at t)(e —END is a )(unk!!!

This week it is going to be Empress Squid Week!
Send in your asks for the mighty Empress Squid whilst the askbox is OPEN and they will be answered ALL WEEK.

This week it is going to be Empress Squid Week!

Send in your asks for the mighty Empress Squid whilst the askbox is OPEN and they will be answered ALL WEEK.

EmpressSquid Answer:

I don’t LOS—E t)(ings in t)(em for V—ERY long.

((Thought I’d answer this on this special day, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE AND HOPE YOUR HOLIDAY IS WONDERFUL.))